Snow Excuses

I want to go out

and play in the snow

make a snow angel

and take a picture

to share with you

but I have no

cell for a selfie

maybe I’ll just

stay inside

it’s cold out there

and even if I could

manage to capture

a pic with my 

vid cam and not

destroy my ’puter

in the process

you probably couldn’t

see it cos it’d be

white on white

and white on white

doesn’t show much

isn’t that why there’s

blue dye on the white

snow in the Olympics?

and I don’t have any

blue (or any other

color) dye so yeah,

I think I’ll stay inside,

’kay?

besides, there’s about

a billion snowflakes

in a cubic foot of 

snow and if I go 

outside, I’ll be a 

snow murderer,

won’t I?  as I crush

all those beautiful

flakes underfoot 

just so I can take

a picture to show you?

That doesn’t sound like

a very good reason to

murder innocent snow,

does it?

yeah, I’d better stay

inside – safer for

the snow that way

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Homework Hero - source for how many snowflakes in a cubic foot of snow